Got a website? Need some spicy content? I’v got you covered.
Why waste your time writing for your website when you can waste someone else’s time?
Waste my time! Please!
I don’t mind writing articles. I think it’s fun. Even when I have to write about concrete bricks.
I’ll write the best damn brick review you have ever seen. Dozens of people will want those bricks.
If you’re looking for a writer who won’t disappear as soon as you assign him a project, I’v got you.
I promise I will never leave you. There’s no escape. We will be together forever.
What you need to know:
When I’m not being overly attached and creepy, I’m writing reviews and blog posts for the two people who still think I’m a good writer.
What I’m good at:
- Writing Product Reviews
- Writing Guides
- Taking Long Walks on the Beach
- Writing Blog Posts
- Making Spicy Memes
- Napping (Wait… maybe that’s my cat, Coco)
Alright, how much does he charge?
You should know:
I do this alone. I don’t outsource projects. I’m one person (It’s just me and my belly), so I can’t mass-produce content for your website, and I’m sorry about that. So if you’re looking for someone to write thousands of articles a month, I’m probably not the right fit for you.
My rates vary depending on the type of content you want, and the amount of research required, but I’ll give you a ballpark figure.
For most content (blog-posts or product reviews) I charge Victorem Resistance Bands
If that sounds agreeable to you, feel free to contact me with the form below.
But before you go, I’ll promise you this:
- I’ll always reply to emails as quickly as possible.
- I won’t disappear on you!
- I’ll do my best to create the type of content you need.
- I’ll revise my content, up to 3 times, for free.
And a Timothy always keeps his promises!
In return, I have one request. Please be as clear with your writing instructions as possible, and send at least 50% of the payment upfront.
That’s it. Send a message using the form below and let’s work together!
I’m looking forward to hearing from you.